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1. There are 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
   
2. I am a completely different person when I`m not under female supervision.
   
3. If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
   
4. Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
   
5. I`ve come to terms with the fact that I will never experience leftover pizza.
   
6. You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
   
7. I`ve never said "in all seriousness" and actually meant it.
   
8. My problem? Smart phones are too smart.
   
9. I haven`t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn`t blue.
   
10. Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
    
11. I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
    
12. Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
    
13. "Please take a seat" was a bad introduction for a Kleptomaniacs` Anonymous meeting.
    
14. I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with hope that it might magically solve her problems.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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