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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
  2. Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
  3. Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
  4. It`s weird how Dora is multilingual at 4 but can`t find the banana tree behind her...
  5. Marriage counselling: Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she`s being a bitch.
  6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
  7. If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
  8. You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of people wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
  9. My life is much more fun and interesting when I`m single... Problem is I can`t remember any of it.
  10. I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button
  11. Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
  12. I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
  13. I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
  14. In order to avoid hating myself in the morning, I sleep till noon.




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