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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
  2. Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
  3. "Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I`M ASKING THEM"
  4. You know you are paranoid when you think this joke is about you.
  5. There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
  6. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
  7. So how old does a highway have to be before you tell him he`s adopted?
  8. All of my selfies are just still shots from surveillance footage.
  9. I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
  10. Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
  11. WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
  12. I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
  13. Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.
  14. Do you want to hear a joke about constipation and dementia? ...Well, tough sh!t, I forgot it.




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