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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don`t even know if I`m kidding or not.
  2. Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
  3. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I`m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner...
  4. Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m a person.
  5. I am the bestest at the English language...
  6. The worst time to need sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee is when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
  7. Whenever I move into a new neighborhood, the first thing I familiarize myself with is the liquor store coz you know priorities.
  8. I`ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  9. I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
  10. I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
  11. Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
  12. It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
  13. Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
  14. I was driving thru Farmville and I had to pee ... so I pulled over and fertilized your crops




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