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1. If you got up this morning and ran straight to fb i am 100% POSITIVE its because you missed me.
   
2. I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
   
3. I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
   
4. Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
   
5. Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
   
6. In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
   
7. Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
   
8. I know it`s 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
   
9. So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
   
10. The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren`t going to see me 7 more times before then.
    
11. Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
    
12. Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
    
13. I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
    
14. I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I`ll get ripped in 15 minutes
    
    
    
    
    
    

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