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1. My fella asked me to name all my sexual partners. I took a couple of minutes to list them and eventually got to him. Should of stopped there
   
2. "Waiter, I`d like to send this back" -m`am, I believe that`s your husband.
   
3. I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
   
4. Summer is real cool until every f*ckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell.
   
5. How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
   
6. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
   
7. Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
   
8. In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I`m keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
   
9. As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
   
10. I feel so lazy.. Lazy as the guy who created the Japanese flag
    
11. If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
    
12. Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
    
13. When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
    
14. Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white powder in the back of your refrigerator."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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