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1. Have you hugged you bartender today.
   
2. it`s not that I`m bad at remembering names, I`m just awesome at forgetting them.
   
3. Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
   
4. How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
   
5. If there`s one thing I`ve learned hiking, it`s the early bird gets the face full of spider webs
   
6. Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
   
7. Well, the people outside are frightful.
   
8. Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
   
9. A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
   
10. Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars. I assume you`ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?
    
11. For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
    
12. There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
    
13. It`s really cold out there folks. If you`re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
    
14. Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn’t have borrowed all that money.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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