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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
  2. I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
  3. Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
  4. "I have to go eat cake now", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided.
  5. I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
  6. The dentist told me I need to be more aggressive when I floss so I`ve decided to start growling.
  7. Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
  8. So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
  9. Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
  10. I like to go to a strangers house tell them you used to live there and that your grandfather hid money somewhere in the house and just leave.
  11. Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
  12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  13. HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
  14. Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.




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