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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. How is it possible that we have one hand that can do everything while the other hand is all, “I can’t even hold a pencil”?
  2. My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what`s for dinner.
  3. If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
  4. The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
  5. Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
  6. I ate gummy bears and didn`t bite off their heads or make screaming noises as they entered my mouth and I think this means I`m an adult now.
  7. I bought a Tempurpedic mattress just so that I’d have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
  8. I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
  9. People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
  10. The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
  11. Good for you, people that do things.
  12. If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
  13. My therapist told me I`m nuts. I said "I wanted a second opinion." She said "Well ok, you`re ugly too."
  14. There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.




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