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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. New day, same old bullsh!t
  2. One trenta cheeseburger please.
  3. The only technique I`ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
  4. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  5. Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
  6. I`m 42 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night.
  7. Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
  8. Calm down shouty museum man. I think it`s pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
  9. How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
  10. Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
  11. I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car.
  12. Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
  13. I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
  14. If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.




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