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1. I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
   
2. Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
   
3. "Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
   
4. If you read your timeline backwards it is about a person who hates everything and gradually becomes happier until they get a life.
   
5. I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on.
   
6. Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
   
7. I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
   
8. After 3 "it`s complicated" statuses, Facebook should just default to "Unstable"
   
9. I`m not lazy, I just rest before I get tired
   
10. I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
    
11. I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
    
12. I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
    
13. If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
    
14. The closest I ever got to murdering is when I held a Oreo cookie in milk until the bubbles stop.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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