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1. Hope I never go to jail, because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2003.
   
2. All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don’t get into relationships.
   
3. My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
   
4. Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
   
5. Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
   
6. Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
   
7. As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
   
8. Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
   
9. If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
   
10. I was going to do stand up comedy years ago but then I thought ...Ugghhh, standing...
    
11. Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
    
12. Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it`s voice activated. I`m at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number
    
13. You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
    
14. Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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