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1. The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
   
2. I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
   
3. I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
   
4. These techno songs last longer than my first marriage
   
5. thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
   
6. I worry about the future because I know my friends that are teachers.
   
7. Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
   
8. YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
   
9. So can we just skip to summer now?
   
10. Cop: Are you on drugs? Me: Why would I sit on drugs? Cop: Have you taken any? Me: Taken them where? Cop: I meant used drugs Me: I prefer new
    
11. "Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
    
12. I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
    
13. If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
    
14. Most hated song in jail: "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"......
    
    
    
    
    
    

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