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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
  2. My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
  3. Whenever I check my weight, I always subtract 5 pounds. I don`t think that boobs and brains this fabulous should count against me.
  4. I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
  5. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
  6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
  7. My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I`m not good enough to have something fancy like that.
  8. My safe word is "Make sure we don`t go over the hour. That`s all the cash I got on me."
  9. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
  10. The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
  11. Yes, Facebook says we`re `friends` but, trust me, I wouldn`t hesitate to punch you in the face.
  12. It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
  13. Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
  14. I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .




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