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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
  2. I`m like a kid in a candy store. I can`t afford anything.
  3. someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
  4. If you`ve never needed to move to a new city and assume a new identity, then we probably haven`t dated.
  5. I hate when I go to pump gas only to find out that the little metal "handle hold up thingy" is broken, so I have actually squeeze and hold the handle. I hate it for two reasons: 1) its gross and i just wanna peel my hand skin off like gloves when im done. 2) it makes me realize how lazy I am.
  6. Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
  7. Don`t tell me what to do unless you`re naked.
  8. Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
  9. I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
  10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
  11. Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
  12. No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
  13. They`re teaching kids that abstinence is 100% more effective in preventing pregnancy than birth control, try telling that one to Jesus`s mother!
  14. I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me.




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