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1. The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to open the vodka is the smartest.
   
2. Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
   
3. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
   
4. Do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time?
   
5. Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
   
6. Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
   
7. I`ve never said "in all seriousness" and actually meant it.
   
8. Just one more drink and then I`m outta here" is one of my favorite lies.
   
9. What do women say when they are actually fine?
   
10. If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
    
11. A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
    
12. Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my sh!t together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
    
13. All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
    
14. You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants - not both. Pick one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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