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No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
No officer, my speech isn`t slurred. I`m just talking in cursive.
Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.