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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
  2. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
  3. The reason good men are hard to find is because they`re usually too busy working.
  4. Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why didn`t you text me? I`ll never call you back. Like, ever. You`d have better luck with a telegram.
  5. I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
  6. When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t.
  7. Women seem to want security. At least that`s what they yell whenever I approach them.
  8. I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
  9. My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
  10. Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it.
  11. Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
  12. What`s the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you`ve fooled me, what`s behind that blur? Is it a monkey? A pencil?
  13. If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
  14. I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment




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