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1. It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
   
2. Tattoos are like potato chips. You can`t have just one.
   
3. Match dot com, but for socks.
   
4. Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
   
5. I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
   
6. Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
   
7. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
   
8. Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
   
9. A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice!
   
10. My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
    
11. For someone who can`t put on a pair of socks without falling over, I sure do manage to get a lot done every day.
    
12. When asked how I take my coffee, I reply with, "Seriously. Very seriously."
    
13. Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
    
14. Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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