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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. What happens in Vegas never happens to me.
  2. When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
  3. Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
  4. Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
  5. Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
  6. Tony Romo tried to throw his helmet down in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown
  7. If a woman asks if she looks fat, it’s not enough to say “no.” You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary
  8. Someone told me once that to have more confidence during sex, put in a live concert album while doing it. That way, you will hear applause every 3-4 minutes but I did it wrong. Accidentally put in a live concert album and all I heard was laughter!
  9. LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
  10. Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
  11. Go home Polar Vortex....yer drunk.
  12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
  13. Has anybody seen my keys? they`re awesome.
  14. Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?




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