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1. Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
   
2. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
   
3. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
   
4. Oh look, it`s raining outside. I think I`ll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don`t have a window of their own.
   
5. thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
   
6. I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
   
7. Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
   
8. In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
   
9. I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.
   
10. Just bought an exercise bike today because my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won`t accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.
    
11. I`m laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I`m in "downward facing chalk outline".
    
12. Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesturday, yesturday you were pretty f*cking annoying.
    
13. I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
    
14. My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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