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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Pizza is my favorite winter activity
  2. I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
  3. Why is that in girls tampon commercials they dance and laugh? Shouldn`t they be revving chainsaws and burning sh!t down?
  4. I got up at 7:00 this morning .. lather rinse repeat ... How long do you have to do this for?
  5. Care less and you’ll stress less.
  6. Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
  7. "I have no idea. Why don`t you just Google it?" —My answer to just about every question I`m ever asked
  8. I feel like I am losing my mind !!! But as long as I can keep the bit that tells me when to pee, I should be OK !!
  9. My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
  10. It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
  11. Why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
  12. REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
  13. I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
  14. While it was raining today, I thought for fun I would run out there and scream "I`m melting I`m melting!"




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