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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
  2. I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
  3. I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
  4. Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
  5. Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
  6. Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
  7. Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.
  8. Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 minutes.
  9. if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
  10. I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
  11. I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
  12. How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
  13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
  14. Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.




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