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1. I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn`t even eat them.
   
2. One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
   
3. No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
   
4. Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
   
5. When I die, I want people to say, "That guy owed me a lot of money"
   
6. Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
   
7. Dear facebook, please quit asking me what`s on my mind. Eventually I`m going to get in trouble if I keep telling you.
   
8. All the good ones are either taken or imaginary.
   
9. I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don`t think it`s weird when I have jam in my hair.
   
10. It`s fun to chant "Bloody Mary" three times into your car`s side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up
    
11. I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
    
12. I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
    
13. Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
    
14. New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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