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1. I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
   
2. Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
   
3. Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
   
4. I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
   
5. Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
   
6. "Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
   
7. Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who`s shampooing their shoulder hair? ... please come forward.
   
8. Some people just need to be clothes lined
   
9. Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
   
10. I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
    
11. My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night… So I said I had a headache.
    
12. If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
    
13. Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
    
14. A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM
    
    
    
    
    
    

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