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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
  2. In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home,,, The more homeless I look.
  3. It`s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
  4. I told my 4-year-old she couldn`t open any candy yet. So she ate a Tootsie Roll with the wrapper still on it. That kid is a problem solver.
  5. Keychains were invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
  6. If you like to listen to music while having sex, listen to a live album. That way you will get an applause every 3-4 minutes.
  7. i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
  8. Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
  9. You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
  10. More funny statuses will be posted here soon
  11. Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
  12. What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
  13. Where is the button to restart summer?
  14. My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.




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