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1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
   
2. I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
   
3. For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
   
4. I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
   
5. Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
   
6. I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
   
7. My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
   
8. You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
   
9. The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
   
10. Some people should use a glue stick for lip balm
    
11. Overheard at grocery: Paper or plastic, sir? Doesn’t matter. Im bisacksual.
    
12. To avoid being eaten by Zombies go to "settings", "public", and uncheck the box that says "Facebook users taste like chicken"
    
13. I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?
    
14. At least a stalker is there for you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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