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1. Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
   
2. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”
   
3. Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
   
4. There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.
   
5. It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
   
6. Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
   
7. I’m not going bald. I’m getting more head.
   
8. I regret buying that straight jacket now. I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn`t pull it off...
   
9. Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
   
10. Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much.
    
11. If I had a British accent, I`d never shut up.
    
12. I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
    
13. If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
    
14. Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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