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1. I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
   
2. I hate crickets in my house.....except for the one I just killed. He seems ok.
   
3. "It`s not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes
   
4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
   
5. Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
   
6. Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
   
7. I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
   
8. If I look tired at the end of the day, it`s because I just spent eight solid hours looking busy.
   
9. My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing “next” about 400 times.
   
10. So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
    
11. It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
    
12. My wife says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
    
13. I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
    
14. if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it
    
    
    
    
    
    

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