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1. I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
   
2. You can turn anything into a compliment if you`re delusional enough.
   
3. Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
   
4. Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
   
5. A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
   
6. Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn`t doing his part of the chores around here
   
7. Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
   
8. I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
   
9. Do people with cats not know about dogs?
   
10. I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
    
11. when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
    
12. I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
    
13. Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode.
    
14. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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