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1. The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
   
2. What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
   
3. Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I`m not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
   
4. I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
   
5. I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
   
6. The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
   
7. Trying to figure out how to ask a girl on a first date of Netflix and pizza without sounding all serial killery
   
8. WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
   
9. Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
   
10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
    
11. Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
    
12. Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
    
13. All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
    
14. Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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