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1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
   
2. Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
   
3. One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
   
4. Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
   
5. I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
   
6. I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
   
7. Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
   
8. Flu (noun) - The only time when having used tissues laying next to your bed is socially acceptable.
   
9. Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
   
10. I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
    
11. Good job on the speed traps, cops – How are the murderer traps coming along?
    
12. Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
    
13. Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
    
14. My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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