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1. I always like to keep a nice photo of myself for my Facebook profile pic because that is the picture that will be splashed all over the news when I finally go off the deep end.
   
2. It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
   
3. My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I’m flattered.
   
4. I didn`t text you. Vodka texted you.
   
5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
   
6. To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
   
7. The only human interaction I want for the rest of the day is the exchange of money between me and the liquor store cashier
   
8. Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
   
9. Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
   
10. I learned two important lessons today. I can`t remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
    
11. You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
    
12. I never run with scissors…those last two words were unnecessary.
    
13. You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
    
14. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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