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1. If you figure me out I want an explanation.
   
2. I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
   
3. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
   
4. I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
   
5. WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
   
6. I need a new refrigerator ... There`s no food in mine.
   
7. My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
   
8. Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
   
9. Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
   
10. I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
    
11. For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p@nis is.
    
12. Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job
    
13. Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.
    
14. When in doubt, read Facebook Statuses, you`ll see you`re not the only crazy one around
    
    
    
    
    
    

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