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1. My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I’m ok but the 911 operator was a total b!tch about it!
   
2. Sarcasm, I put that sh!t on everything
   
3. Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
   
4. My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
   
5. AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
   
6. If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
   
7. People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
   
8. Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
   
9. I keep having this dream that I`m being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
   
10. The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
    
11. Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
    
12. OMG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
    
13. Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
    
14. Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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