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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
  2. Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
  3. You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
  4. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
  5. Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation.
  6. Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
  7. I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
  8. Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
  9. SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
  10. I wasn`t that drunk! "Bro, you went to the train station, smashed yourself against the wall, while yelling, Hogwarts here I come!"
  11. Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
  12. Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
  13. My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
  14. What I lack in vocabulary, I make up for in…you know...stuff...and...things...




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