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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
  2. Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
  3. FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
  4. We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
  5. Sometimes I think my job is actually a hidden-camera game show where they see how much absurd bullsh!t I`ll put up with before I catch on.
  6. Three weeks without a signal typo!
  7. A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
  8. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
  9. I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
  10. I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
  11. Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
  12. Sometimes when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
  13. If you`re looking for happiness, walk to your nearest liquor store.
  14. I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`




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