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1. My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
   
2. The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
   
3. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
   
4. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
   
5. "10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You`re Going Straight to Hell" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments
   
6. Does anyone else make transformer noises when changing sex positions? Asking for a friend.
   
7. Don`t tell me what to do unless you`re naked.
   
8. The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
   
9. My wife’s cooking brings a whole new meaning to.. eat sh!t and die.
   
10. Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
    
11. I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
    
12. I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine in yoga pants.
    
13. I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
    
14. People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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