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1. Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.
   
2. I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
   
3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
   
4. If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit.
   
5. I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
   
6. Don`t forget to get offended today by some retarded sh!t that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
   
7. The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
   
8. Heat makes things expand. So I don`t have a weight problem...I`m just HOT.
   
9. ....so then I said, "What gives YOU the right to judge ME?" And then he gets all, "Order in the court!" and starts pounding his gavel down...
   
10. I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
    
11. A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
    
12. You can always tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
    
13. Women use sex to get stuff, men lose stuff because of sex.
    
14. I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it`s Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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