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1. A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
   
2. I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
   
3. great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
   
4. I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like being drunk.
   
5. People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
   
6. Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
   
7. Saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system.
   
8. My wife told me that her favorite position is when I lay very very still wearing a toe tag and she starts dating again
   
9. If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail
   
10. Pretty soon you`ll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
    
11. Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.
    
12. I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
    
13. My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
    
14. A homeless man told me he hadn`t had a bite in weeks, so I bit him.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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