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1. My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker. . . . well. . . she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
   
2. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
   
3. Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.
   
4. Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
   
5. I let a girl go through my phone recently so a colonoscopy really doesn’t scare me anymore.
   
6. Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
   
7. Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
   
8. I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
   
9. There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
   
10. I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
    
11. All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
    
12. I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
    
13. Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
    
14. Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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