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1. We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
   
2. It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
   
3. I can`t get the cork off my dinner.
   
4. The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.
   
5. Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you`re the valet. 3. Say yes.
   
6. I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
   
7. If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
   
8. Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
   
9. "I`ve never seen an angry stoner, see angry drunks all the time!" Clearly you`ve never tried to take a stoner`s nachos away.
   
10. I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
    
11. I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
    
12. Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
    
13. Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
    
14. I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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