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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. It doesn`t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. There`s clearly room for more Alcohol
  2. Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would`ve been if I just ate a bag of M&M`s!
  3. Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth
  4. To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
  5. All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
  6. I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
  7. I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
  8. Girlfriend: You`re acting like a little kid. Me: What do mean, little kids can`t drink.
  9. Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you`re able to get away with.
  10. After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
  11. If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
  12. Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth ... and drink all the vodka inside ... It seems to help
  13. There were 2 muffins in a muffin shop the first 1 says "I love being a muffin!" then the 2 muffin says ``Holy crap its a talking muffin!"
  14. “That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.




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