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1. I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
   
2. People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
   
3. The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
   
4. We`re all just nudists in disguise.
   
5. A drunk man walks into a bar...but enough about me...
   
6. You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
   
7. Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
   
8. ( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
   
9. I`d kill for a microwave that plays Europe`s “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
   
10. Bacon...need I say more
    
11. I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
    
12. I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark, help!" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn`t going to help him.
    
13. Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
    
14. If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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