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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I made a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number one: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes? Hurt like hell.
  2. Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
  3. Me: spends 12 hours comparing teams before completing NCAA bracket, loses $50. GF: Spends 5 minutes picking teams with "cute" mascot names, wins $1000.
  4. As a man I am so thankful I don`t have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
  5. Boss: Where`s the progress report I asked u for. Me: I haven`t made any progress, that`s my report! - What I imagine it`d be like if I had a job
  6. I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.
  7. No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
  8. If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they actually are not looking for your opinions ... I know that now.
  9. Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
  10. I just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ... "Probably just sh!tfaced."
  11. They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken
  12. Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
  13. Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
  14. I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!




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