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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved.
  2. To the guys complaining about lack of sex from their woman: supply & demand. Supply better product, they`ll demand it more. -Bfanch
  3. There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
  4. Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
  5. I remember when vodka was just vodka flavored ...
  6. Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
  7. If the river were beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up..
  8. Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
  9. I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
  10. If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
  11. Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there’s a giant dog with a tiny woman in its purse.
  12. So far my only real accomplishment in life has been not having kids.
  13. I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
  14. Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.




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