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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
  2. I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
  3. I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
  4. I was just awarded the first place trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf.
  5. AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
  6. Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
  7. If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
  8. On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
  9. Why isn`t there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
  10. People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.
  11. Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
  12. I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
  13. am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
  14. If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....




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