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1. I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
   
2. If you`re single and you know it hug your cat!
   
3. Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
   
4. Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
   
5. Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
   
6. The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
   
7. I can almost always tell when dinosaurs in movies aren’t real.
   
8. Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
   
9. Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
   
10. Whenever I watch the TV show Friends, I imagine I`m the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him.
    
11. I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
    
12. I don`t think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face
    
13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
    
14. Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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