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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald`s stops serving breakfast.
  2. Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
  3. Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
  4. I hate when beggars rattle their cup full of coins at me. Yes i know! You have more money than me, you don`t have to rub it in..
  5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
  6. this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
  7. I recently added squats to my daily workout routine and I did so by moving my beer to the bottom shelf in my refrigerator.
  8. I’m just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy.
  9. I get so tired of the same old BS...can´t I get a little BS variety?
  10. If I can`t convince you, I will sure as hell confuse you.
  11. The worst part of Aquaman`s day has to be, when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
  12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
  13. Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
  14. Sometimes I get a little sad and feel like being alone. But then I talk to my dog about it and he reminds me I`m Awesome. Then WE DANCE.




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