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1. Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
   
2. They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
   
3. My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
   
4. In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
   
5. I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
   
6. Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
   
7. What if 11:11 actually works but there`s one person in this world that`s wishing for everyone`s wishes to not come true?
   
8. People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
   
9. I bet no one in Africa is allergic to gluten.
   
10. I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
    
11. Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
    
12. My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
    
13. Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?
    
14. I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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