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1. What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
   
2. When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
   
3. The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
   
4. If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
   
5. It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
   
6. When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I`m an alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I`m fantastic.
   
7. I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy
   
8. whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
   
9. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
   
10. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
    
11. I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
    
12. I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
    
13. Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
    
14. Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours
    
    
    
    
    
    

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