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1. Dear children, when you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
   
2. I made a p@nis out of Legos. A literal c*ck block.
   
3. Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
   
4. superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
   
5. Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. Bring me the heads of my enemies!! or some cupcakes ... whichever.
   
8. The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
   
9. Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
   
10. There`s a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find.
    
11. Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
    
12. Sorry, I can`t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one
    
13. Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
    
14. Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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