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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
  2. You can steal my status updates whenever you want, but just remember that I lick every single one before I post them...
  3. Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
  4. If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
  5. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
  6. Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
  7. I`m glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn`t do the whole dictionary
  8. If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
  9. I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
  10. If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
  11. If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
  12. So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
  13. If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
  14. It`s spooky how many kids look like their owners.




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