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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low...Well, sure, it`s hard to steal a car when the owner`s living in it...
  2. My teen thought it`d be funny to post as me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
  3. My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
  4. So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
  5. Don’t ask me to kill a spider for you & then criticize my methods. Yes, I had to use a samurai sword, & no, I’m not sorry about your table.
  6. In space they just call it "Jam"
  7. Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
  8. All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.
  9. I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
  10. "We attack at dawn!" - Hangovers
  11. Really disappointed to find out after laser eye surgery I am unable to burn down buildings
  12. My roommate complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
  13. I`ve decided to start taking more supplements: calcium pills for my bones, ginkgo pills for my memory, milk thistle for my liver, ginkgo pills for my memory...
  14. "Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.




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