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1. Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
   
2. Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
   
3. You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
   
4. People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
   
5. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
   
6. Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
   
7. She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
   
8. The closest I`ve ever come to eating better is eating butter.
   
9. The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
   
10. I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
    
11. The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
    
12. I wish I had a job where I could punch stupid motherf*ckers in the face all day.
    
13. I do this thing called "Whatever The F*ck I Want".
    
14. Our parents did the same sh!t too, they`re just liars.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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