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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The meek shall inherit the earth. Probably because they`re the only ones who won`t complain about what we`ve done to it.
  2. Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
  3. I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
  4. Edward Scissorhands will never win a game of rock, paper, scissors.
  5. I`m not lazy, I`m in energy saving mode.
  6. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
  7. Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
  8. I don’t care if we don’t talk, your existence still pisses me off.
  9. I can`t wait for Taylor Swift to break up with a black guy, so she can write a rap album!
  10. I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is “love,” but it’s actually “floor”
  11. The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
  12. You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
  13. This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
  14. Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"




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