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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
  2. Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
  3. When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
  4. I`m always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
  5. Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
  6. Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
  7. If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
  8. I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
  9. I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
  10. Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
  11. Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They`re always cold. 2) It’s somehow your fault.
  12. When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
  13. This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
  14. I`m starting to wish I were a werewolf so I`d have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there.




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