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1. No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough.
   
2. You know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
   
3. Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
   
4. "You`re better than that" is almost never true
   
5. Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
   
6. Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
   
7. "Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
   
8. Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.
   
9. When things get to stressful I hit the jim.......... Beam.
   
10. I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
    
11. I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
    
12. And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
    
13. Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
    
14. If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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