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1. I cant believe I saw a woman wearing slippers in church today! I almost dropped my beer.
   
2. I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
   
3. What do sleeping and sex have in common? ... I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
   
4. It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
   
5. I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
   
6. Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
   
7. nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
   
8. I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
   
9. The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
   
10. I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
    
11. The filling in this fortune cookie tastes like paper...
    
12. "There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
    
13. I have a drinking problem. When I tilt my head back to take a drink, I can’t see my computer screen.
    
14. I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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