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1. Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
   
2. off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
   
3. The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
   
4. All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
   
5. Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
   
6. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you`re ignorant and make bad decisions.
   
7. She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
   
8. "It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos
   
9. Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
   
10. Her: I love it when we finish each other`s Him: pancakes
    
11. Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
    
12. Be careful when you`re watching a movie with your wife. You`re gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does.
    
13. "Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupid."
    
14. I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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