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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. My girlfriend just threw away a bubble wrap without popping it. Just like that. I`m dating an animal :(
  2. I’ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
  3. My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator, where I couldn`t reach them. Then leave chemicals right under the sink.
  4. If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
  5. Those Box Tops that raise money for schools really should be on wine labels and cases of beer.
  6. Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
  7. Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
  8. Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
  9. This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
  10. I would not mind living next to a serial killer. They never kill the neighbor. He`s the one that`s always on the news later saying "He was a quite guy, never really talked to anyone." Wait a minute ... I don`t talk to my neighbors!
  11. Your silent treatment should be accompanied by a disappearing act.
  12. Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
  13. I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
  14. Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?




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