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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning.
  2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
  3. I knew you were coming so I baked a cake ... It was delicious.
  4. Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
  5. The hardest thing about returning to work after a long weekend is remembering to fart quietly.
  6. The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
  7. For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
  8. Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
  9. I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
  10. Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
  11. When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
  12. I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
  13. Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
  14. This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.




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