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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
  2. When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it`s perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach`s.
  3. It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
  4. Lady`s if you want guys to look at your face instead of your chest ... eat a banana.
  5. The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
  6. I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
  7. People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
  8. My dog can`t hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away
  9. My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
  10. My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
  11. It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
  12. That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.
  13. I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
  14. Money isn´t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.




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