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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. "You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
  2. I have found that the best work from home occupation is a bartender
  3. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
  4. Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
  5. Ladies, how do I work my man boobs and get out of a ticket? Quick, she`s coming.
  6. Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
  7. My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
  8. McDonalds ... closing thigh gaps since 1967.
  9. I`m still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature.
  10. I would not mind living next to a serial killer. They never kill the neighbor. He`s the one that`s always on the news later saying "He was a quite guy, never really talked to anyone." Wait a minute ... I don`t talk to my neighbors!
  11. Sometimes after many years of marriage, you just look at your wife and wonder how she stayed with you this long without you killing her.
  12. I think they put less beers in twelve packs these days.
  13. Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
  14. Please be patient...I`m fcuking things up as fast as I can.




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