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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. You`re the reason I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to goto work.
  2. If you tell someone your Birthday and they automatically know your astrological sign, run as fast as you can away from them.
  3. I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser.
  4. I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
  5. Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
  6. I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
  7. I don`t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He`s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here
  8. Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
  9. Just got legitimately excited when I remembered I can pay a person to drive a pizza to my house
  10. With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
  11. Not so great minds also think alike.
  12. In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
  13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
  14. Of all the people who "claim" not to give a sh!t, I`m pretty sure the guy standing barefoot in front of the urinal at the gym is the winner.




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