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1. I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
   
2. If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
   
3. Just printed out 50 copies of today’s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I’m just not in the mood for small talk.
   
4. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
   
5. "Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
   
6. I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
   
7. I checked into a hotel this weekend. I told the girl I hoped the porn channel was disabled. She said "No, its just regular porn, you sicko"
   
8. This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
   
9. If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
   
10. Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
    
11. I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths
    
12. I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
    
13. I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed, not my fault they dont have windows ...
    
14. Honey, tact is for people who aren`t witty enough to be sarcastic.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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