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1. Live each day like you’re marked for deletion.
   
2. There is no such thing as bad luck, there is good luck and life!
   
3. I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.
   
4. Fellas; There’s no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.
   
5. How to live a happy life: 1)Do whatever you want 2)Don`t worry 3)Eat whatever you want 4)Don`t take advice from strangers on the internet
   
6. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
   
7. Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
   
8. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing aggravates them so much. But if you really want to piss them off tell them you will pray for their souls.
   
9. It took me quite some time to be this good a procrastinator
   
10. I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
    
11. I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
    
12. Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
    
13. Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
    
14. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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