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1. Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
   
2. I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
   
3. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" -- Girlfriends in the 17th century probably
   
4. I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
   
5. I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
   
6. If I had a cooking show, it would be called “Do You Smell Something Burning?”
   
7. They say `No news is good news,` but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
   
8. I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
   
9. Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
   
10. The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
    
11. The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
    
12. Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
    
13. Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
    
14. If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor
    
    
    
    
    
    

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